All the things you don't really care about.

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via forgave)

justlightfun:

Um, Caroline is gorgeous. Anna too

justlightfun:

Um, Caroline is gorgeous. Anna too

(Source: burnout-flowers)

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via meowtian)

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

daysofdecadence:

wonderfulsenses:

think you can handle it? click here

I fell in lust with him in this movie. And I can totally relate to this scene and speech.

daysofdecadence:

wonderfulsenses:

think you can handle it? click here

I fell in lust with him in this movie. And I can totally relate to this scene and speech.